pleatedjeans:

House has a tiny nose above his nose

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

allthesaintswereschizophrenic:

…and I’m probably going to be wearing something really short.” 

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

itsgoldenturd:

I’ve had this blog for approximately too long

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

orlandobloomers:

mayeb they wont notice im balding if i jsut shave the sideso f my Head, sh*t this is brilliant